You know you play too much EQ2 when...
- your neighbor yells at you for ~harvesting~ from her flowerbed.
and she is just as bad when she yells ~you node thief~ as you run back to your yard.
you try right click on your dog and want to click ~play dead~
you think that annoying blinking light on your office phone is the email icon.
you send a petition asking for the pop server of the norrathian mailbox so you can check your ingame mail at work.
you ask your doctor for a ~cure disease~ spell.
you say OMG instead of oh my god.
you think of work as punished since you can't play EQ then.
you actually play EQ at work!
you wake up in the morning and wonder why your vitality hasn't gone back up.
you wake up in the morning and wonder if your debt is gone.
you tell your spouse you are going harvesting at the store and if they want anything. ~and they reply can you havest some lettuce while you are there~
you asked your banker where the ~guild bank~ is since you need to borrow some money.
you asked the person at QVC if they could just email the item to you.
you wished you could cast SOW on your car so you could pass someone on the freeway.
you wonder how many slots your backpack has when you are loading it up for school.
you wished you could root your boss in his office
you come up with your own /emotes for everything, like /stupid and /bugoff
you go out to a restruant with friends and everyone thinks you are speaking a foriegn language because of the EQ talk.
you call McDonalds the local provisioner, can I get a stack of hamburgers and a stack of cokes please.
you reply back to the drive through window ~do you want fries with that~ sure, I'll have a stack of those too.
you wonder if you coat has enough cold resist before you go outside.
you try to inspect the tags in clothes looking for the AC and resists.
you wonder why your wedding ring seems to be called the ~Ring of Slavery~ and wonder if it has negative INT on it.
you go shopping with a friend and she doesn't want to buy something and you say back ~Only a traitor would pass up a bargain like this, you're not a traitor are you~
you grab your wallet and wonder if you have enough plat on you to pay for these groceries.
you want a debit card in the game instead of having to carry plat.
you try to /reply to missed phone calls (which were missed because you were playing EQ)
you put "guild" in your email when trying to send an email to all of your coworkers.
you are running late and you look for your Jboots to make up for lost time.
you keep hoping to find a 'Winning the lotto - Master 1"
your voicemail sounds something like this -
Sorry I missed your /tell. I am not currently in zone, so please send an email or leave whatever you have in the guild bank, I'll pick it up as soon as I am done with this instance.
You get hit by someone and wonder how many Hp you lost,
You get into a fight with someone and wonder how much agro you are taking
You get a present from someone ( not during christmas ) and wonder if Frostfell is ever going to end
The message on your voicemail says that you are AFK
Its your B-day and you are another year older and wonder what spells // abilitys you get this level
You are walking outside, and you have to do a double-take because you are _sure_ that you just saw a sparkly ? in the grass beside the sidewalk
you accidentaly tell a friend LOL when he/she says something funny
you keep hearing the Rare Discovery sound / zone music / other sound effect in Real Life
You remind everyone at a family meeting that you are the GM of this zone and that everyone under level 16 must despawn at 9pm Earth time.
You refer to a handheld GPS as an in-game map.
You want to type in /fol when driving on a long trip.
The term "ex-con" really confuses you. What did they con before?
You catch yourself with the urge to run up to a large granite rock you spotted in the park before some other harvester gets it.
You enter a elevator and expect to hear "Loading, please wait . . ." after the doors close. (from EQ1)
You tell a friend that you're "getting tired and going to log" while talking over the phone.
You see a mother with two young twins in tow and think, "botter!"
You catch yourself trying to pan the camera angle on your excel report
Your talking with someone on the phone and you catch yourself clicking your center mouse wheel because thats the button you use for team speak.
You refer to taking your significant other out to dinner as "Building faction"
When you receive your paycheck and look at the taxes taken out and as you grumble you say "Dammit! Nerfed again!"
when your kid tells the bully next door "my mom will ice comet your face!"
Tell your girlfriend on the phone your tired and are going to "log off"...
When someone asks where you're from and you reply, "Baubbleshire."
You turn down a date because you have a big raid to go to instead.
You have to remind yourself your birthday is NOT when you were born on EQ2.
You call in sick because the new expansion is going live.
While at the begining of your shift at work you are putting on your ipod and cracking open a red bull and your buddy asks what you are doing and yhou reply "buffing up"
You walk into your office first thing in the morning and shout, "Level 4 engineer LFW!"
Your boss hands you a stack of papers and you think, "Great more writs, wonder if the guild will level after I do them....."
