Order of Honor

Officer, this is how the fight started... I rear-ended
the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.
So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and
slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car.
.. . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed...
and life... sometimes life seems like... suddenly funny?
Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets
out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning
and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close
at me he looks up in my face and says,

'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I
look down at him and I said, 'Well, if you're not Happy
-- which one are you?'


... . . and that's when the fight started...

hehehehehehehe

that was enjoyable and spirit lifing

rofl best joke i've heard in awhile.